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Freedom is not the right to do what we want, but what we ought. Let us have faith that right makes might and in that faith let us; to the end, dare to do our duty as we understand it.

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

nerdyninjanicole:

#salad

lizdexia:

DAT AMY TAP.

nbcsnl:

“It’s been alright. I’ve had a lovely Night with you.”

the-voodoo-blue-fj-that-cruises:

the-forward-observer:

tuckfheman:

The Fed thinks this is funny

It is funny in a sad, sad, way.